You can't fool them...

I tried for years to convince our children..

that I was "The Boss"

But they would alway say, "Ya Dad...where's Mom?

Now we have grandchildren and again I have tried to convince them that I am
"The Boss"

They just say, "Wrong again Pa...Where's Grandma"

I couldn't figure out what I was doing wrong. I should be able to convince little children that I am "The Boss" 

Then I found this quote and it made me feel a little better.

"You can't fool them... cause they're not paying any attention."